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Beau Nor, the Skeleton Fetishist
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Beau Nor, the Skeleton Fetishist Update , the sign I mentioned the other day at church has been changed from "Methodist Free" to "Free Methodist" - you know what that means . Someone in the congregation reads my blog and passed on word to the council of elders . Hello person who reads my blog ! You're going to hell for being on a site like this . Unless you're only here to keep a list of all the people Jesus needs to condemn - in which case kudos ! I remember one time in conformation class when Salty Joe had the youth pastor in a full nelson and Dash was wailing away on his ribs I said "Don't you worry about going to hell ?" and they said "As long as we repent it's fine" and I says to them I says "Maybe you should be sorry before you do things like this and then don't do them" . Needless to say someone (spoiler alter it was me) was locked in the closet for 14 hours . I was wondering today , as I often do , if I don't have any hair on the distal phalanx of my index fingers because none grows there or because those are the fingers I use all the time and it gets rubbed off . And realized I don't know if women have hair on their fingers . Seems like I should know that by now . I assume they have a few really light hairs . The split infinitive is a controversial grammatical construction used to subtly add emphasis to a specific word in an act of speech or writing . To efficiently split an infinitive , it is possible to simply<b> insert </font></b>an adverb between the preposition "to" and the verb . Yet while it is common to just split the infinitive with a single adverb , there are more advanced options . It is feasible to cleverly and creatively slot more than one adverb in before the verb or to , if desired , use whole adverbial or prepositional phrases to elegantly divide the infinitive down the middle . One could even opt to , in order to really annoy pedants , nest one split infinitive inside another . Its critics claim its use is unadvisable because if language-users fail to actually learn how to correctly render the infinitive , it may lead us as a society to completely forget the relation of English to Latin , a language in which it is impossible to ever split an infinitive . Although splitting infinitives in English continues to greatly irritate many grammarians , some native speakers argue it is wrong to arbitrarily apply the rules of one language to another . Canterbury Tales is full of split infinitives ; Dark was the night as pitch , aye dark as coal And through the window she put out her hole And Absalom no better felt nor worse Went to greedily kiss her naked arse We've all been there right ? Here's some sexy examples ; She managed to totally deepthroat him , only to unfortunately retch all over the camera lens immediately after . I had never had the chance to vaginally penetrate a girl before , so I wasn't best pleased when the Jehovah's Witnesses rang the doorbell . She had to reluctantly swallow it or risk missing out on the role . I want you to , like , creampie all over my coffee table . I can't believe she used to really go ass-to-mouth . My penis is going to literally explode . Well , not literally , but you get the idea . I'm going to fucking come ! Where do you want me to actually shoot it , Kim ? And of course the mother of all split infinitives "To boldly go where no man has gone before"  Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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People with hairy fingers look so prehistoric. . Like cavemen. If I ever saw a woman with hairy fingers, that'd really freak me out! 
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Are you sure you are not dyslexic when it comes to reading that Methodist sign?  Vive La Difference
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man i got so hung up on the split infinitive thing i almost got a headache. i think i do it a lot.. i mean a lot, a lot. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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