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If you couldn't instagram your wedding would you still be getting married ?
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If you couldn't instagram your wedding would you still be getting married ? If your answer is no that's fine actually , people have historically gotten married for worse reasons .  I finally got to actually look at a house and it wasn't a pile of horseshit so I made an offer on it (after some high pressure realtor tactics) . What are the odds that if I move I'll ever have sex in this new house ? I've say close to zero but that's what I said about this house too . And my previous place . And everywhere I've ever lived . I've been beating the odds my whole life . But my luck has to run out sometime does it not ? When you adopt a highway or a street you can go out and clean it up yourself but most people don't - they just pay the city (or whomever) to do that . Why isn't adopting like that ? I have  interest in adopting a and raising it but if I could adopt the in the sense of paying someone else to raise it that holds a lot more appeal . Plus I hear the way to make money now is with the extras , such as a burger may be 5 bucks but it's a buck for pickles and buck for onions and a buck for a friend egg and so forth - you could apply that same model . For an extra $200 a month you get to decide what religion the is brainwashed with . For $300 you get to decide if they're pressured into being good at sports or getting good grades - for $400 you can have them be berated if they're not good at both ! You just go down the list and check the different boxes of how you want "your" to be raised and then they tally up your bill . And check this shit out jeepers , let's say that part of the deal is if your becomes a pro athlete or a bigshot actor or a moronic reality show moron or whatever you're in for 3% of their net earnings - now you have an incentive to adopt a bunch of - one of them is surely going to strike it rich right ? And then what you could do is securitize these adoptions and bundle the more attractive (and by that I mean the one's most likely to make money and by that I mean the most physically attractive) with less likely to perform and offer them to investors . Then you could insures the investor against some reference adopting failing to perform to a certain level and then you could bundle those insurance contracts and sell them to China . It's the perfect plan . For an extra 1200 wing-wangs you can choose the Batman package where "your" adopted is trained to be a vigilante driven by rage and fear . Hey internet maybe I don't WANT to talk to live models that want to be naughty with me . You ever think of that ? Huh ? Didya ? Being ugly isn't great (obvs) and while I would certainly choose to be handsome if I could there are a couple benefits to being a gross monster . First of all as Drax telsl Mantis when you're ugly and someone loves you , it means they love you for who you are . Beautiful people never know who to trust . Wise words . But also when you're ugly you're always on the same level . When you're attractive your attractive is variable . That's got to be stressful . Like if you're office hot and you go to the club and suddenly no one is bending to your whims that has to be confusing . But ugly is ugly you know ? Don't matter where I am I get treated the same . Except when I'm volunteering at the school for the blind of course . The only blind guy I ever really got to know was a real asshole . FYI . And finally , I realized today there's basically two kinds of people in the world . The kind who when they get the high score on a video game but in their initials as ASS and those that put their initials as SEX . What about people that don't play video games 40 ? Those aren't people those are CHUDs. Video arcades aren't even really a thing anymore 40 . Shut up ! YOU'RE OLD !!! Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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There's a game where you visit randomly generated planets based on a 7 letter code you put into the spaceship launch machine and the most visited planet is ORALSEX . Because of course it is . Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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We always alternated depending on the location and the people. If it was a cool place, we were ICE. If it was badass, we used FAQ. Embrace the suck
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The only reason I'd ever get married again is for medical rights.  MOST of the time I'm well behaved...but if you weren't, and, enjoyed having your ass handed to you, visit my blog and become a subscriber. There you can read all about how I am actively authoring, and rewriting, my life .Trying to get a bigger audience? Here's my .02 Content What Content 8 Things To Consider Towards Better Content {=}
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I never really thought about being hot at the office not being the same as hot at the club, but of course. In other news I just realized my old office had a tall, funny, averagely goodlooking, skinny guy - guess that was our Jim Halpert.   
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I think there's a film where Jack Nicholson adopts a kid with those kinds of rules. Video arcades are most certainly still a thing. Only now they don't allow kids inside and they have glory holes between the booths. If they're on their knees they must be praying.... for that high score. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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I worked at an office where there was not a single hot person......not one. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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Excuse me? Excuse me, Mr 40? What about the person that plays video games but never beats high score? Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I won't be mentioning my comprehensive policy to you, then.  MOST of the time I'm well behaved...but if you weren't, and, enjoyed having your ass handed to you, visit my blog and become a subscriber. There you can read all about how I am actively authoring, and rewriting, my life .Trying to get a bigger audience? Here's my .02 Content What Content 8 Things To Consider Towards Better Content {=}
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Yes, well, hopefully California will give him a big "Up yours!" as we are doing on some other things.MOST of the time I'm well behaved...but if you weren't, and, enjoyed having your ass handed to you, visit my blog and become a subscriber. There you can read all about how I am actively authoring, and rewriting, my life . Trying to get a bigger audience? Here's my .02 Content What Content 8 Things To Consider Towards Better Content {=}
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The film was "About Schmidt" 2002 Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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