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Come n Go  

MrPoetic19 57M
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5/20/2008 7:21 pm
Come n Go
I've met some very nice ladies
On my computer screen
Some are nice to talk too
Some are down right nasty and mean

The ladies you talk too have their guard up
Because they don't know who you are
They've heard everything like, I'm a millionare
And, I'm a famous rock n roll star

But mostly the ladies find assholes
Perverts are all they meet
The jerks ask, whats your bra size
Or, can I suck your toes and lick your feet

So when u have a dude like me
Who only wants to make a friend
How do u explain you're not a pervert
And you don't want to spank their rear end

Maybe I should shout out to the men
Who get drunk after guzzling a couple of kegs
And tell them to start thinking with their brains
Instead of the brain between their legs

Hey morans, yeah I'm talking to u
What makes u think u can meet a lady on line
If u can't make it with the ladies in the real world
Then unplug your PC and stop wasting ur time

U think every lady on the web
Is a and a slut
That wants to suck penis
And take a hit in the butt

Do u think the ladies want to hear your lies
And your stories of<b> perversion </font></b>and gloom
Get the hell off the web
And choke your chicken in the bathroom

If u don't have a in the single spots
What makes u think u have a when u write
If all u know how to write is, do u have big tits
Then go get a big tittied and take a bite

Try and come up with a new line
Instead of, Hey babe what size is your bra
Take a friggin' writing class
And then maybe you'll go far

But if your trying to get laid
And your dumb ass can't even spell
Then get the fuck of the web
And go to fuckin' Hell

Stop ruining it for cool dudes like me
Becoz at first every lady I meet is a snob
Thats becoz the only men they meet online
Are perverted friggin' slobs

Take some advice from MrPoetic
All woman need romance even the ones on line
So if all u want to do is blow a load on ur keyboard
Blow it out your ass and stop wasting time

If you meet a girl who likes too talk dirty
Then lucky for u
But if u meet a Lady who needs understanding
Then 'understand' is what u need to do

Stop thinking with your 10 inch penis
Becoz every man has a big dick on line
Start thinking with your heart
And if your heart ain't in it then try using your mind

Start looking for a friend
Instead of a lover or a Ho
Because a true friend will always be there for u
But lovers come and go

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