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Blogs > Mygentlecaress > From The Urinal

Hollywood Exclusive!
 

Mygentlecaress 50M
12856 posts
3/8/2011 3:57 am
Hollywood Exclusive!
News now from Tinsel town where I've just this moment been exclusively informed by studio executives of plans for a belated sequel to the 2000 hit comedy, Dude, Where's My Car?
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Dude, Where's My Cock? will open in cinemas later this year
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lil_whimsical 53F
8781 posts
3/8/2011 5:39 am

 I've heard of "innies" but that is ridiculous.


lil_whimsical 53F
8781 posts
3/8/2011 5:42 am

 If it comes out and sees its shadow, do we get six more weeks of winter?

Look at that thing ... it's like a frightened little turtle.


gardenboy321 60M  
41936 posts
3/8/2011 7:13 am

 Thanks for the post! No longer have penis envy and am thankful for what little bit I have! lol
Thoughts from the Garden...


MishaS13 54F
766 posts
3/8/2011 8:59 am

 Aww, it got scare and went back inside. Mighty brave to show that picture.

Misha


traveljunkie13 56F
11089 posts
3/8/2011 9:31 am

 And I thought the last guy I was with was small


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
3/8/2011 11:45 am

 Looks like their belly button has slipped down.


cblgrl2005 115F
2584 posts
3/8/2011 12:54 pm

 Geez--I pity the man. Has to be tough to wanna fuck, let alone wank and come up "short" every time.


Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/8/2011 2:35 pm
    Quoting lil_whimsical:
    If it comes out and sees its shadow, do we get six more weeks of winter?

    Look at that thing ... it's like a frightened little turtle.
lol I can almost hear the little fellow whispering....'Peek-a-boo!'
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/8/2011 2:37 pm
    Quoting gardenboy321:
    Thanks for the post! No longer have penis envy and am thankful for what little bit I have! lol
lol Whenever I look at this pic, is it just me or does this look a bit like the eye of Mordor from the Lord Of the Rings movies? (Only much smaller scale of course)
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/8/2011 2:38 pm
    Quoting  :
lol It's looks to me like the result of a cruel scientific experiment involving a hoover pipe inserted into the guys arse and maximum suction instigated.....
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/8/2011 2:40 pm
    Quoting MishaS13:
    Aww, it got scare and went back inside. Mighty brave to show that picture.

    Misha
lol This is an example of the very rare phenomenon known as 'Penile bashfulness'
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/8/2011 2:42 pm
    Quoting traveljunkie13:
    And I thought the last guy I was with was small
lol I'd never normally recommend it but this is clearly one guy who absolutely needs some of the saline injections I've featured on here previously
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/8/2011 2:44 pm
    Quoting  :
lol Deep throating this chap would likely involve just about managing to touch ones front teeth against the head
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/8/2011 2:46 pm
    Quoting vixen1982:
    awwww... that poor man.. ive seen clits bigger
lol Other than the diminutive scrotum on this fellow, the doctors who delivered him would have been completely forgiven in mistaking his sex as a girl
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/8/2011 2:47 pm
    Quoting marysia4u:
    Looks like their belly button has slipped down.

lol And it now resembles a Cyclops from Greek mythology
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/8/2011 2:48 pm
    Quoting  :
lol Credit where credit's due indeed; This took some real balls to do......well, figuratively speaking of course as the poor chap appears to be missing these to
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/8/2011 2:49 pm
    Quoting cblgrl2005:
    Geez--I pity the man. Has to be tough to wanna fuck, let alone wank and come up "short" every time.
lol Even with a pair of tweezers I'd imagine masturbation to prove a Herculean feat for this poor fellow
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MzGoddessDomina 53F
59726 posts
3/8/2011 3:44 pm

 Maybe its shy?


traveljunkie13 56F
11089 posts
3/8/2011 4:03 pm
    Quoting Mygentlecaress:
    lol I'd never normally recommend it but this is clearly one guy who absolutely needs some of the saline injections I've featured on here previously
And maybe some of those piercings too?


Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/8/2011 4:26 pm

 lol It's quivering in abashment and peeking out with it's single eye
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/8/2011 4:28 pm
    Quoting  :
lol I'd wager that penetration is out of the question as is masturbation which leaves the only option of suction like devices to instigate orgasm. Mind you, I can't see any lady deriving much pleasure from watching the aforementioned
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/8/2011 4:28 pm
    Quoting  :
It's not mine - honest
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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
3/8/2011 4:30 pm

 lol A few of the heavy duty piercings might add just enough weight to coax the little fellow out and down a few centimetres
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gentlemusings 62F

3/8/2011 8:32 pm

 hmmmm a girl could easily say wow I swallowed all of it giggles


openagenda 108M
6275 posts
3/8/2011 9:05 pm

 MGC

Looks like a serious Transgendered conversion given the stitching; after all a woman's clitorus is the equivalent to a males penis except for urination. Such can be corrected.


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