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Romance Test
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Romance Test I'm in one of my decidedly lazy moods today so thought that instead of a new posting, I'd instead opt to repost one of my older ones - recycling and all that  So...... We are so often hearing that romance is dead these days; Indeed, how veritably sad if this be true. But just how accurate is this blanket statement? Well, why dont we find out? Yes, its time to test your romantic prowess everyone  Simply answer the following six simple, multiple choice questions in order to determine your romantic skills  Okey dokey? Let us begin then: 1) You've finally plucked up the requisite courage to ask someone out on a date who youve fancied for ages. Well done! But where do you take them? a) A pleasant restaurant for an intimate meal b) A Hardware Store c) An Abattoir 2) During the course of the evening, you decide that things are going pleasantly enough for you to introduce a little exploratory physical contact into proceedings in order to express how comfortable you feel with your intended. Where/how do you express this? a) A gentle, almost ethereal stroke of their hand b) A pat on the head c) A firm grip on the arse 3) The evening is going well so far but wait, what is this? You are suddenly interrupted by your cell/mobile phone ringing! Do you: a) Ignore the call and give priority to your date b) Answer the call in front of your date yelling at the person on the other end to piss off c) Take the call and leave your date standing in order to go out with your friends who are on the other end of the line for a night of drunken revelry 4) You are quite surprised when your date suddenly breaks wind during the course of the evening. Clearly, judging by their embarrassed reaction, it was entirely accidental and completely unexpected by them also. In light of this do you: a) Pretend that you never heard the offending anal announcement b) Laugh at them whilst mimicking the sound with your mouth c) Call them a dirty bastard/bitch and walk out on them in abject disgust 5) The evening is drawing to a close and the time comes for you both to part. It transpires however that your date doesnt have their own means of transport to get back home. How do you handle this situation? Do you: a) Drive them back to their front door b) Drop them off at a bus stop c) Drive off alone, leaving them stranded and necessitating them to arrange their own way back 6) Its been a highly pleasant evening you muse to yourself just before you part. What is the very last gesture you leave your date with? a) Do you express what a lovely time you have had in their company and add that you hope sincerely to do so again (possibly followed by a gental kiss) b) Exclaim that the date was not bad before once again doing a crude impression of your dates earlier fart in the evening c) Grab your dates arse and ask for sex Ok , so how did you do? Well, I'll admit that I'm completely crap at maths so allocating scores to the answers and then subsequently attempting to tally them up would be pretty unavailing for me. Suffice to say, if you answered mostly a to the questions then congratulations, you are a true romantic  If you generally opted for b then you might like to do some more work on your social etiquette skills. If however you opted predominantly for c then you clearly are utterly socially inept and furthermore may be suffering from some form of psychological disorder in which case I would recommend seeking some help |
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I aced the the test! What did you expect? I mean all you need to do is read my blogs starting with "You forgot my hat my dear...", my Ransom Note series, and "The Woman with Shakespearean Writing" (Read the comments/quotes by alohagirlhawaii and my responses to her as well). These blogs are all in the name of romance dedicated to Miss agh! Romance is alive and well in my heart! Thoughts from the Garden...
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1 A if I'm hungry and B for the tile in the bath 2 A for a potential romance B if you are wanting option D which if castration 3 A for bonus points C if I'm invited 4 B .. and perhaps develop a nickname on the spot 5 D none of the above .. I don't allow anyone to my house early on...just pay for the cab fare. 6 A and possibly C depending on where/how you met ~ [blog kelidgh]~ I am, indeed 
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Before I answer all A's, the last question, is that supposed to mean genital kiss???
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6 a) Do you express what a lovely time you have had in their company and add that you hope sincerely to do so again (possibly followed by a gental kiss) Would that be a gentle kiss, or a genital kiss?  I'm all for doing the later, particularly if I can recreate the crude impression of the fart while I'm doing it! 
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Well, my answers were all a's (although I'm not much for gentle kissing, preferring the thorough sort), but there is - must be - another reason for that than that I'm a romantic, because I'm not. Perhaps it's just that I have social skills. Writing for the literate perv: [blog MauiJaneDoe]
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lol If you so opt for c) on question number 6 with me, I'll promise not to mention your little indiscretion on number 4 
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I just want to know how you scored on this test?
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I'm pleased to hear it Romance is still very much alive and well so let's fly the flag for it I say
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I aced the the test! What did you expect? I mean all you need to do is read my blogs starting with "You forgot my hat my dear...", my Ransom Note series, and "The Woman with Shakespearean Writing" (Read the comments/quotes by alohagirlhawaii and my responses to her as well). These blogs are all in the name of romance dedicated to Miss agh! Romance is alive and well in my heart!
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1 A if I'm hungry and B for the tile in the bath 2 A for a potential romance B if you are wanting option D which if castration 3 A for bonus points C if I'm invited 4 B .. and perhaps develop a nickname on the spot 5 D none of the above .. I don't allow anyone to my house early on...just pay for the cab fare. 6 A and possibly C depending on where/how you met Q2: *Makes note NEVER to pat you on the head* Q3: Would you pay your half of the bill before you dash off though? Q4: 'Farty Pants'? Q5: A very wise decision Q6: Go for c) - I promise that no man will mind at all
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Another romantic - let us stand united 
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lol If you're answer was c) to numbers 2 and 6 respectively, then definitely come and see me 
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lol This is a refreshingly new phenomenon on my blog.......romance  (as opposed to the usual array of mutilated penis pics and urinals) lol
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Before I answer all A's, the last question, is that supposed to mean genital kiss???  Sorry, I meant to spell Gentle Um......by the way though, with my lewd curiosity now peeked, would you have answered a) if it were to have been genital?
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6 a) Do you express what a lovely time you have had in their company and add that you hope sincerely to do so again (possibly followed by a gental kiss) Would that be a gentle kiss, or a genital kiss? I'm all for doing the later, particularly if I can recreate the crude impression of the fart while I'm doing it! - But I love the idea of blowing a cunnilingual raspberry and observing a ladies subsequent shocked reaction
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Well, my answers were all a's (although I'm not much for gentle kissing, preferring the thorough sort), but there is - must be - another reason for that than that I'm a romantic, because I'm not. Perhaps it's just that I have social skills.
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lol They're the ideal location for a first date.....provided the two people share a particularly sick fetish for such things lol
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I just want to know how you scored on this test? lol)
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In consideration of my time; I answered mostly all A's. So yep--I must be a romantical chick. It isn't til the second date that I grab their ass and stick my tongue down their throat.
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Just as 'Manners mak'eth the man' as the saying goes, so to must they mak'eth the lady also
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In consideration of my time; I answered mostly all A's. So yep--I must be a romantical chick. It isn't til the second date that I grab their ass and stick my tongue down their throat.
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Romantics stand together in unison say I 
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lol Believe it or not, there are films dedicated to this disturbing fetish In fact there is an infamous Japanese director who exclusively produces offal based porn *Raises bucket to mouth*
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I shall indeed allow you to have b) on the second question as your chosen application of stroking is highly sensual Yep - I do hereby thus proclaim you also, a true romantic
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Ohhhh, dear...confession is good for the soul, right? So, I confess shamelessly - hopeless romantic  ~~I may be no better, but at least I am different.~~ Jean-Jacques Rousseau ~~Stop by my adventure land ~♑~Reambiguating the world~♑~ 
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