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Blogs > shy_lady4u > " The Moody Woman "

Laugh Today  

shy_lady4u 63F
120 posts
10/18/2014 8:07 am

Last Read:
10/25/2014 7:20 pm
Laugh Today

A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and . The asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”
Passion, Energy, Flow... That's me!

~ The Moody Woman ~
MrPfister 59M
345 posts
10/18/2014 2:00 pm

 So I still have birch to look forward to, huh?


shy_lady4u replies on 10/19/2014 11:41 am:
HaHaHa lol You better hurry. You're tree is dying lmao

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