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Public Restroom Hell
Public Restroom Hell When you work with the public, there’s no other option…. Eventually you’re going HAVE use the public restroom. Words cannot convey just how much I hate using our restrooms. A part of fully believes this is the place where people come die. Suffering from explosive diarrhea and ready deliver a shit show?? Here’s the place for you!! Creating a stench that will curl your nose hairs and burn your eyes on the agenda for today?? You’re in the right spot!! Need a contained area to let your destroy while you on your phone in the stall?? Go no further!! I was in the restroom this morning quickly trying get the heck out of there as a white trash mom was in the next stall, her crawling all over the floor. Before I knew what was happening, a head popped under the stall wall and a tiny little face was staring right at . “Mom, there is a lady peeing over here too.” “Finley, get the hell over here. She don’t need you over there. I’m sorry Ma’am.” What the hell am I supposed to say??? The is still staring at . “She isn’t sitting on the toilet mom. You yell at when I do that.” “Finley Marie, get your ass back over here before I bust it!” White trash mom is getting angry. Her phone rings and she answers it. Really?!? Finally, I said something Finley. “Finley, I need do some private stuff, so you’ll need pop back onto mom’s side, ok?” “O” She smiled at and disappeared under the wall. White trash mom was yelling at whoever was on the other end of the phone, pretty sure it was white trash dad who is no longer in the picture. I couldn’t wash my hands fast enough get the hell out of there. |
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I worked for a company, umm, 45+ years ago now, they found a way to cure some of the public restroom issues we as employees had to deal with. First, all walls & floor were sealed tile. Second the floor had a drain in the middle of it. Third, the toilet bowl, sink & mirror were made of stainless steel. Fourth, the ceiling vent had a cover made specifically so no water could enter the fan area, no mater how hard you tried. Fifth, all ceiling lites were sealed in waterproof fixtures, & carefully out of reach of even a seven foot tall person standing on the sink or toilet bowl And finally, all our stores were equipped with pressure washers, first I had ever seen. Our process was to go in, remove any toilet paper roll, and put a plastic cover over the paper towel dispenser, and then starting with the ceiling, pressure wash the entire interior of the restroom, with water just below the boiling point. Basically we were steam cleaning the restroom. And then when done, place a sign for it to be OUT of Order for 30 mins to allow all water dripping to get done, and then replace toilet paper & uncover the paper towel dispenser. We had CLEAN restrooms, at least for a couple of hours per day. But having to go to THAT extreme says alot about the public using our restrooms !
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I worked for a company, umm, 45+ years ago now, they found a way to cure some of the public restroom issues we as employees had to deal with. First, all walls & floor were sealed tile. Second the floor had a drain in the middle of it. Third, the toilet bowl, sink & mirror were made of stainless steel. Fourth, the ceiling vent had a cover made specifically so no water could enter the fan area, no mater how hard you tried. Fifth, all ceiling lites were sealed in waterproof fixtures, & carefully out of reach of even a seven foot tall person standing on the sink or toilet bowl And finally, all our stores were equipped with pressure washers, first I had ever seen. Our process was to go in, remove any toilet paper roll, and put a plastic cover over the paper towel dispenser, and then starting with the ceiling, pressure wash the entire interior of the restroom, with water just below the boiling point. Basically we were steam cleaning the restroom. And then when done, place a sign for it to be OUT of Order for 30 mins to allow all water dripping to get done, and then replace toilet paper & uncover the paper towel dispenser. We had CLEAN restrooms, at least for a couple of hours per day. But having to go to THAT extreme says alot about the public using our restrooms !
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Hmm, it could have been worse you might not have had toilet paper and, the thought of a corn cob isn't appealing as a back-up or what if she had asked you to pull her finger reminded me of this Iron Weasel - "Pull My Finger" Like an angel in the fire Like a devil in the rain You make my face go crazy Like a baby on a planeLove is flowing through me A volcano gonna blow Evacuate the village Look out now, here we goPull my finger It's a real stinker Pull my finger Just don't break my heart Smell it linger It's a massive stinker Smell it linger Just don't smell my heart The first thing I do is check to make sure there is tp. I can't think of anything worse than being stuck in a stall sans toilet paper and corn cobs. Lol
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Wow! That's fucked up.
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Hmm, it could have been worse you might not have had toilet paper and, the thought of a corn cob isn't appealing as a back-up or what if she had asked you to pull her finger reminded me of this Iron Weasel - "Pull My Finger" Like an angel in the fire Like a devil in the rain You make my face go crazy Like a baby on a planeLove is flowing through me A volcano gonna blow Evacuate the village Look out now, here we goPull my finger It's a real stinker Pull my finger Just don't break my heart Smell it linger It's a massive stinker Smell it linger Just don't smell my heart To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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1/29/2020 7:51 pm |
Wow! That's fucked up.
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Does that happen alot? I cant believe the mother wouldnt pull her kid away from your side.
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poor Finley needs to be taught just so, so many things .. including never lay on a public floor anywhere especially washrooms and hospitals!!!! EUWWWWWWWWWWWW>
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poor Finley needs to be taught just so, so many things .. including never lay on a public floor anywhere especially washrooms and hospitals!!!! EUWWWWWWWWWWWW>
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Wow.... Just Wow! Kids these days seem so out of control and you are probably right about the mom/dad situation. I realize everyone has issues, but some things are just unreal!!
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Welcome to Hell. Otherwise known as the women's restroom. lol I've experienced the curious kid popping under the stall wall but at least mom wasn't white trash because the kid was snatched back almost immediately after it happened. lol I guess short of hanging them on the door hook or duct taping them to the stall wall, mom can't always do her thing and keep hold of the kid at the same time.
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I will pee anywhere if it means I won't pee my pants! Germs be damned. I was glad to keep reading in order to find out Finley was a girl.
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Wow.... Just Wow! Kids these days seem so out of control and you are probably right about the mom/dad situation. I realize everyone has issues, but some things are just unreal!!
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You got it! Michigan all the way.
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very funny yet very believable, thanks for the laugh
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Not your day is it? The worse for me is the smell and or it being dirty. I carry liquid soap, hand sanitizer, tissues and paper towels with me. I also use my foot to flush.
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This is both hilarious and awful
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Years ago I had to use the men's room at a stop on the New Jersey Turnpike. As I was using the urinal, I noticed a hole had been punched in the stall next to me at a very "strategic" location. Creepy. I could tell numerous stories, but suffice to say I hate public restrooms. Give the privacy of a port-o-potty anyday.
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Oh... ewwww..... Yah, that's pretty gross. Women usually wait until the hand dryers are running or the toilet is flushing in another stall to mask the sound. LOL
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1/29/2020 4:00 pm |
Does that happen alot? I cant believe the mother wouldnt pull her kid away from your side.
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LOL I know what you mean. like you say you can not help but have to use them sometimes, some are very bad. ewwwwwwww
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Public Restrooms ------- truly frightening place !!!
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For ladies , public toilets are terrible. Men are lucky to just whip it out anywhere. I’m so glad I’m a man. Lol
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Are you saying I'm scary?? LOL
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When I'm at work, it looks kind of bad to carry a package of wipes to the bathroom with me. LOL No way to be incognito with that....
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